Zombies: Are They Dangerous To Own?

Should You Become A Zombie Owner? It has become a matter of stark concern and huge debate across the nation as to whether or not it is safe to own zombies. On the one hand zombies have elicited fears in various communities from evidence of frenetic behavior in the wild that would imply recklessness, a [...]


The Zombie Domestication Collar

What makes zombie domestication possible? After world-wide containment of the zombie plague scientists in the global community developed a psychotronic collar that emits non-aural, low frequency, microwave impulses to a zombie’s brain, disrupting its hunger for human flesh. The result is a domicile zombie easily domesticated for use in everyday homes.