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		<title>Once Upon A Time In Zombieland</title>
		<description><![CDATA[There are bad zombies everywhere. There are bad people trying to be good. Then there&#8217;s Zombieland, where people are trying to stay alive.
A young man named Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg) has a habit of running from what scares him. His buddy, a crude man named Tallahassee (Woody Harrelson) fears nothing. Doesn&#8217;t matter though; not many people [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Chewing Gum That Makes Real Zombies? Zombeez Says Yes!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON (AP) The controversial company that brought you Zom-Mbalm, the popular formaldehyde-based injection for prolonging the lifespan of your zombie, has developed a new product that simulates real zombie behavior when taken orally. And they have packaged it as, what some critics are condemning as outrageous and misleading, chewing gum. Anti-zombie activists are also claiming [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fashionable Zombie Head Caskets</title>
		<description><![CDATA[When your dearly departed leaves it in a will that zombie domestication is not an option, you will have no choice but to remove the zombie head. But now you don&#8217;t have to incinerate it. 
Choose a Fashionable Zombie Head Casket!
No one wants that day to come but we all know it will. Don&#8217;t let [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://bad-zombie.com/zombie-head-caskets.html</link>
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		<title>The Zombie Domestication Collar</title>
		<description><![CDATA[What makes zombie domestication possible? After world-wide containment of the zombie plague scientists in the global community developed a psychotronic collar that emits non-aural, low frequency, microwave impulses to a zombie&#8217;s brain, disrupting its hunger for human flesh. The result is a domicile zombie easily domesticated for use in everyday homes.
Every zombie is capable of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Your Favorite Zombie Christmas Songs</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A Top 25 Zombie Christmas is a collection of every zombie&#8217;s favorite Christmas songs. From &#8216;Silent Night Deadly Night&#8217; to &#8216;Jingle Skulls&#8217;, this classic compilation joins the memories of Christmas past with the hopes of undead Christmas&#8217; to come for the hundreds of living dead orphans of the world. 100% of the proceeds go to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Entertain Your Zombie With A Tofu The Vegan Zombie Video</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Tofu&#8221; is a friendly zombie, created from a botched experiment in Professor Vost&#8217;s laboratory. Monkey # 5, one of Vost&#8217;s lab animals, stuffed a block of tofu into the zombie boy&#8217;s open skull after accidentally losing the brain. As a result, &#8220;Tofu&#8221; eats only vegetables and grains and has no taste for human meat. However, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://bad-zombie.com/zombie-video-1.html</link>
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		<title>Zom-Mbalm Your Zombie!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Now You Can Prolong The Lifespan of Your Zombie
Tired of getting your zombie well trained just before the final stage of decomposition? Well now you can add years to your zombie&#8217;s lifespan with a practice that&#8217;s been applied for decades!
Embalming!
Introducing Zom-Mbalm!
It&#8217;s no secret that zombies only live for a few years. And that can make [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://bad-zombie.com/zombie-lifespan.html</link>
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		<title>Raw Food For Zombies Gets Thumbs Down By Health Officials</title>
		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON (AP) At a local neighborhood residence pounds of frozen raw meat and bones sealed in Ziploc® bags spill out of a nearby garage. Among the massacre is pork and beef and whole quail, lamb, chicken, goat, turkey, rabbit, buffalo, you name it.
In the distance, straining at its leash, a zombie is overcome by lust, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://bad-zombie.com/zombie-news-1.html</link>
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		<title>Good Nutrition For Good Zombie Behavior</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Art Of Training Your Zombie
With the merciless torment that comes from finding the one name that suits your zombie best, that same diligence should be applied, based on nutritional and quality values, when selecting the right zombie treat for training. Rewarding good behavior doesn&#8217;t have to advance decomposition with excess sugars.
While the name you [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://bad-zombie.com/zombie-behavior.html</link>
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		<title>Should You Spay Or Neuter Your Zombie?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Breed Your Zombie?
I get this question all the time: Why shouldn&#8217;t I spay or neuter my zombie? While it&#8217;s no mystery why zombies like to roam (a change of scenery, a sense of independence, exercise&#8211;you don&#8217;t want an overweight zombie, the life giving feast of brain-eating), spaying or neutering your zombie won&#8217;t end their need [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://bad-zombie.com/zombie-breeding.html</link>
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