Once Upon A Time In Zombieland
There are bad zombies everywhere. There are bad people trying to be good. Then there’s Zombieland, where people are trying to stay alive.
A young man named Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg) has a habit of running from what scares him. His buddy, a crude man named Tallahassee (Woody Harrelson) fears nothing. Doesn’t matter though; not many people are alive. In a world overcome by the undead, these two guys are you one of a kind pair of evolved survivors. But now, they’re about to look down the barrel of the gun toward the most terrifying prospect of all: each other.
Welcome to Zombieland.
Zombieland Rules
Rule #1 – Cardio
- Zombies lead a very active lifestyle. So should you.
Rule #2 – Beware of Bathrooms
- When you are at your most vulnerable, somehow they can just smell it.
Rule #3 – Seatbelts
- It’s gonna be a bumpy ride.
Rule #4 – Double Tap
- You think it’s dead. One more makes it 100% sure.
A Few More Rules.
Rule #5 – No Attachments
Rule #6 – Cast Iron Skillet
Rule #12 – Bounty
Rule #14 – Limber up
Rule #15 – Bowling ball
Rule #17 – Don’t Be A Hero
Rule #18 – Limber Up
Rule #19 – Blend In
Rule #22 – Plan Your Escape
Rule #24 – When In Doubt Know Your Way Out
Rule #29 – Buddy System
Rule #31 – Check The Back Seat
Rule #32 – Enjoy The Little Things
Rule #33 – Swiss Army Knife
If you find more, drop us a line.









Heavy Zombie come into my nightmare and make black love to my destructive soul….
Comment by nagrom morgan — December 8, 2009 @ 7:25 pm
Why do you have to be so creepy? lol
Comment by admin — December 9, 2009 @ 2:44 pm
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Comment by One Way Richmond — February 12, 2010 @ 4:48 pm