WASHINGTON (AP) The controversial company that brought you Zom-Mbalm, the popular formaldehyde-based injection for prolonging the lifespan of your zombie, has developed a new product that simulates real zombie behavior when taken orally. And they have packaged it as, what some critics are condemning as outrageous and misleading, chewing gum. Anti-zombie activists are also claiming the chewing gum packaging targets children and promotes careless, misguided behavior among youths. (more…)

WASHINGTON (AP) At a local neighborhood residence pounds of frozen raw meat and bones sealed in Ziploc® bags spill out of a nearby garage. Among the massacre is pork and beef and whole quail, lamb, chicken, goat, turkey, rabbit, buffalo, you name it. (more…)