Your Favorite Zombie Christmas Songs

A Top 25 Zombie Christmas is a collection of every zombie’s favorite Christmas songs. From ‘Silent Night Deadly Night’ to ‘Jingle Skulls’, this classic compilation joins the memories of Christmas past with the hopes of undead Christmas’ to come for the hundreds of living dead orphans of the world. 100% of the proceeds go to helping the lost children of the damned. Celebrate this holiday and the valuable time spent with the walking dead and friends by bringing the joyless sounds of a traditional zombie Christmas into your home.

Like this classic:

“I Saw Mommy Eating Santa Claus”

I saw Mommy eating Santa Claus
Gnawing on his leg bone late last night
I hope he left my gifts
Cuz she’s chewing on his ribs
She seems to be a bit undead with his blood upon her lips.

Well I saw Mommy eating Santa Claus
Sucking on his forehead and his eyes
Oh, what an ordeal it has been
I had to shoot her in the brain
Cuz Mommy was eating Santa Claus last night.

Zombie Christmas SongsFrom Traditional to Contemporary, all of your holiday favorites are in 1 Christmas Project.
A Top 25 Zombie Christmas is a 2-CD set including 25 Christmas favorites.

These are the only zombie carols created in modern times that have obtained international acceptance. From local choirs to stars like Madonna, Jessica Simpson, Nat “King” Cole and Frank Sinatra, all have recorded popular zombie carols. So listen to these zombie masterpieces and rejoice in the holiday undead spirit.

A Top 25 Zombie Christmas CD makes a perfect stocking stuffer as most of these zombie songs are not available anywhere else. Order your copies before they’re gone.

CD’s are priceless and can be mailed anywhere within the Continental United States and Iran. Shipping and handling is included in the cost of the CD. A Top 25 Zombie Christmas CD ‘s are not tax-destructible. 100% of all proceeds benefit the undead orphans of the world.

Be part of a zombie miracle and order A Top 25 Zombie Christmas CD today.

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2 Comments »

  1. My Zombie Ate some serious babies when i turned on the tunes

    Comment by nick — May 20, 2009 @ 2:26 pm

  2. Wow, that’s unfortunate, Nick. But don’t forget that in accordance with recent zombie ownership regulations imposed by the P.E.T.Z. (People for the Ethical Treatment of Zombies) Organization and enforced by the Department of Zombie Care and Control, all domesticated zombies are required to be restrained with the Zombie Domestication Collar at all times. Letting your zombie roam can lead to just such catastrophes as babies being eaten and possibly turned. Hopefully you were able to neutralize the babies before they did turn. You might want to consider more zombie training to keep your zombie from being terminated. Try some good gourmet zombie treats to reward him for good behavior.

    Comment by admin — May 20, 2009 @ 6:36 pm

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