What makes zombie domestication possible? After world-wide containment of the zombie plague scientists in the global community developed a psychotronic collar that emits non-aural, low frequency, microwave impulses to a zombie’s brain, disrupting its hunger for human flesh. The result is a domicile zombie easily domesticated for use in everyday homes.

Every zombie is capable of domestication!

The Zombie Domestication Collar is ideal for anyone who is new to zombie ownership. The low frequency emitter works on zombies of any temperament from mild to chaotic!

Here’s how it works.

Based on research of the 1960s by Dr Ross Adey and colleagues, scientists used Adey’s low frequency theory from the Pandora Project to perfect Remote Mind Control Technology (RMCT) by eliminating the need for vast antennae arrays and concentrating the impulses into a light-weight titanium collar powered by a nuclear cell. The cell generates power by using silicon to capture electrons emitted from a radioactive gas (in this case, tritium, which is actually one of the least dangerous radionuclides on the market). It’s safe for even children to wear!

You’ll know your undead’s hunger for human flesh has been quelled when the two red lights at the front of the collar are lit. When they are on, you are safe!

It couldn’t be easier!

And take a look at this sleek new design!

The Zombie Domestication Collar never needs recharging. The nuclear-powered cell will outlast the lifetime of your zombie. In fact it will outlast 100 zombie lifetimes and yours!

With a domestic zombie all your menial tasks are handled without having to do them yourself. That’s great news for you! Get your zombie to take out the trash. Mow the lawn. Clean the gutters. Wash the car. You name it! Your walking dead will even rub your feet!

Have more than one zombie in your home? You’ll need this All-In-One remote.

Your All-In-One Zombie Domestication Collar remote is made with the quality and features zombie owner’s need. It has 1/2 mile range. The rheostat intensity dial allows gradual correction adjustment up to 127 levels. It has nick/momentary, constant/continuous and vibration/pager. Both the collar/receiver and transmitter are fully waterproof. The LCD screen shows your current correction level setting and transmitter battery level and can be easily seen in dark and low light conditions. Remotes have rechargeable NiMH batteries. Now with an easy-carrying belt clip for smart toting.

Also available in a one zombie system.

What are you waiting for? GET A ZOMBIE DOMESTICATION COLLAR TODAY!